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Saturday, April 07, 2007
10:21 AM

Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing
nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle
and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared,
jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed
the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with
nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found
it actually gave him enough strength to reach the
lowest branch
of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bull &@%^ might get you to
the top, but it won't keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm
and
happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered
the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug
him out and ate him.

Management Lesson -
(1) Not everyone who shyts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shyt is your
friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shyt, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!
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John was at the zoo and stop by at the gorilla enclosure. He decided to catch the gorilla's attention and started waving at it.

Upon seeing this, the gorillas became mad and threw rocks at him.

John was frustrated and asked the zookeeper what is going on?

The zookeeper explained that to the gorillas, waving means saying they are stupid and told John to beat his fists against his chest and shouting out loud as a form of greeting.

John did as what the zookeeper said and beat his fists against his chest and shouted out loudly in front of the gorillas.

John stopped and wanted to see the gorillas' reaction. The gorillas all started waving at him.

*waves*

Ferrari

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